Sunday, October 31, 2010

Shredder Scissors

A trip to Hancock fabrics called for another Blunder.
As Danny perused the 50%  sale fabrics Brett and I stood in line at the cash register.
Displayed on the rack at the register were "Shredder Scissors"

Brett picked up the package and began to read aloud,

"Skip the mechanical hassle and shred by hand with Shredder Scissors
Stop Identity thief..."

"Identity thief?" i asked.
"There's just one individual out there, going around stealing everyone's identities?"

He cleared his throat and returned the scissors to the rack.

"In my head I said theft... Identity Theft!"

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